I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
So squirting runs in the family.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
bro your seconds weren't very sloppy last night, is everything ok?
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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