Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
