Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
He kept humping my leg and whispering "dont worry, thats my phone not my penis"
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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