Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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