you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
I have so many feelings about this burrito
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