discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
he stopped mid makeout and said "can I pray for you?"
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