I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Dude, we apparently put a washing machine drum in that back of your truck with the full intention of making a bonfire in it.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
George disappeared two hours ago with a stripper named "delicious." Haven't seen him since
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
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