Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
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Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
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I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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