Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
He lasted like 30 seconds. With a condom. I just expected more from the president of a frat.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
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Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
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The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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