the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
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You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
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I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
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