i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
he kept insisting he didn't have my number, so i called his phone and my number came up as "yeaaaaaaaaah!"
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
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