Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Just farted cum and thought I shit myself. Crisis averted tho
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
There were no words. I got in his car, took my pants off, threw my shirt out the window, and got things started. After we were done I collected my clothes, gave him a kiss, and crept back into my house.
You're like the sex ninja. How doesn't he love you?!
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