Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
His face matches his life choices. Both are train wrecks.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
Randomize
