thought so. i woke up and he was playing with my eyeliner. I MAKE GREAT CHOICES.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
My valentine's day: watching The Notebook, and porn, eating chocolate, and ice cream. All while jacking off.
Wow... you've managed to cover all of the sad girl stereotypes that exist.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I'm a gymnast. they should know better than to let me get dunk near anything i can flip on
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
Had a dream last night where I asked you how your Christmas was and your response was, “sex, man. Just lots and lots of sex.”
Good god. A spell so dry your friends actually commit it to their subconscious!
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