Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
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some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
It's like a party bus, but there's a glass, airtight wall separating the driver from the passengers, and once everyone's on, they pump vaporized THC into the cabin.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
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IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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