I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I am apparently in rockville maryland. I just threw up my tater tots I had fro brunch in a safeway parking lot. Then ordered a pizza. Pepperoni and pineapple. I'm sitting in the parking lot, next to my barf, waiting for my pizza. WOOF. Someone just gave me an oxycontin tab. Can u come get me? I'm scared
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
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Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I got laid and laid off at a conference in long beach all on the same day
Eh. They balance each other out
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Well, I turned down sex again. This is guy #5 in the past 2 weeks. My vagina is going to seek emancipation.
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