they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
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