people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
so it turns out the huge bruises on my knees are from drunk bmxing and not getting railed from behind on the ground
and ill have you know that I only wiped out twice
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I didn't expect the hobit to have that much sexual tension.
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