We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
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in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
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He woke me up at 3 am, turned me on, then changed his mind. There is no way he is getting out of twilight now.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
You've changed since you got that strap on
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
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