All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I thought my life was going to shit but then I read about Amanda Bynes and I realize it's not so bad
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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