Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
130 PACKAGES of glow sticks! The going rate of a rave is $38.30! GET READY FOR THE GLORGY!!!!!!!!!!!!
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After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
it says 'tasty bitch' in sharpie on my tits...
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TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Maybe it's because I walked straight up to that shelf of vodka with a look of determination that said "I mean business".
I usually have to have a cart! If that doesn't say "I mean business" then I don't know what does
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
I'm serenading his dick with my words. I understand how poets get inspiration now.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
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