Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
i walked in the apt and she was vacuuming. i asked why and she said so we could have sex on the floor. i love clean freaks.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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