I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
i would think by now you'd realize that my penis does whatever the fuck it wants and i have no control over the situation
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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