where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I know it was you that I fucked last night... I can smell my disappointment all over the sheets
ttyl tear gas
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
NoShamevember. You game?
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
Was last night real life? Like did you really light your hair on fire
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