How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
she brought my homemade cookies with condoms taped to the box... im in love
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
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