so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
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Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
Randomize