google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Life Goals: never under any circumstances, pee in an elevator again. No matter how drunk
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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