sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
All I know is that I have a black eye and an extra $200 in my wallet. Other than that, clueless.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
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