I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
He said he wanted to go to France " just to piss in the nice areas". I want to fuck him.
If a vagina could give out awards, you should be preparing an acceptance speech.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
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