My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
When you wake up to a porn star on your couch telling you, you better tell your boyfriend about last night.
Randomize
