Whoa!!! Accidentally took a dump in chick's bathroom at Red Robin. 1 hr for coast to be clear. Women's farts sound like geese taking last breath. Liars.
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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