gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
she looked like the before picture.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
They wont sell alcohol here on election day! HOW THE FUCK DO THEY EXPECT ME TO ENJOY THE ELECTION SOBER?
Lmao I should put that ad on Craigslist "in need of muscular and determined team of men to carry drunken birthday whore safely home"
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Dealing with people is so much easier after you've had an orgasm or 4.
the universe is starting to freak me out.. ive now had sex with 3 people who were born on the same day..
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
Randomize
