I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
I forgot how wholesome of a place a park is when youre not drinking there.
Everyone in the office is in total denial. I asked my boss what he did this weekend and he said "nothing much." But I know we were both thinking about the orgy.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
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