So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
He's drinking red wine in a margarita glass. He couldn't be more perfect for me.
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
Also, my drunkenly packed sleepover kit consisted of a singular sock, my uncharged laptop, and a pack of post-it notes.
So i think i'm going to frame my summons tickets and give them to dad as a christmas present...
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Every time I download Tinder again, I hate myself a little more.
Randomize
