I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
He looked at me and said "Last call" before putting his penis away into his boxers
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
i just looked at those "hey" messages and i was so confused and then i remembered we were practicing texting with our tongues.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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