I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Harry Potter pub crawl tonight. You know you're living your life right when your check list for the evening is wizard robes, wand and acid.
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
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