My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
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My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
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I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
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Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
you thought the best thing to say to him was "you aint no fuckin cop"
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
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