I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
we did rock-paper-scissors to see who would find out if you had alcohol poisoning
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
It's gonna be me and some oreos tonight. Basically like sex
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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