I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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