I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
well my dad not being home definitely made it less awkward to walk in carrying the bra I left wearing.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
We have such a parasitic relationship. But the kind where the parasite benefits from the relationship. Like the pilot fish and a shark. The fish gets the leftover food scraps from the shark and the shark gets a free bath from it.
that's so insightful.
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