Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
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I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I told him that his face would look perfect between my legs. One of my most successful strategies yet.
My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
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He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Wakes up in a cold sweat at 3am, 136 unread messages and the preview on the notification is "I JUST GOT TO THE INCEST PART"
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