After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
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