So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
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he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
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Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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