you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
A Penis?
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
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Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Well you know it's going to be an interesting night when the bathroom attendant is doing hail marrys
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WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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