I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
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There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
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Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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