We're facebook friends in real life
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I will come over now to take full advantage of you in your vulnerable state.
Fine. I should warn you I just threw up in danas fish tank. Fish are dead. Livers dead. I smell and look like a dead animal. And not showering. So deal with it.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I told him i turn boys gay hoping that would scare him off. Finally i found a way to take advantage of my disability.
It's a noodle incident. All I can say is that it was completely accidental, no one was too seriously injured, and I'm not allowed back to that bar without a designated pusher for my wheelchair.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
He stole my heart. I stole his identity.
Randomize
