remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I told the hostess, two bouncers and a manager i was roofied and made them smell my beer. Turns out I just picked up some stupid bitches CHERRY WHEAT beer by mistake. I insisted they replace my lost beer.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He's like a computer from 2001 in a 2014 world. It just doesn't work. Lots of glitches.
I knew he was a classy dude because when I told him my name was Jen he said "Gin? Like Gin & Juice?"
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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