No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
Mom looked at me, frowned, and said "it makes me sad to see you drink before noon.." So i told her if she doesn't like it she needs to stop waking me up before noon.
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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