god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office
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