remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
I'm pretty sure I just discovered what the American Dream is said the person eating a hotdog for breakfast in bed in her underwear
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
