called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
He said that he didn't know what level the sun was on, and then he puked.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
she just stared at nothing and then looked at me and goes, "that's a weird place to put the wall"
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
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