there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
you were passed out in your cheese fries by the time he brought out your second order of french toast.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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