the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
Apparently, my drunken 3AM idea of safety is to send a GPS map of my location to someone 700 miles away. Seriously considering death as a viable alternative to this hangover. Death or Yuengling.
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
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So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
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